"You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day"

A great book. It's on my wishlist. I've yet to obtain it, but it looks wonderful! Some of the "wisdom nuggets" are:
*You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else.*
*The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it.*
*As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder.*
*If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face.*
Aren't they wonderful?! I love it! So inspirational! -me